小伙伴们大家好，青睐回到本期的“国外也有段子手”！昨夜的世界杯赛场精彩看点层出不穷，法国队凭借瓦拉内和格子的进球出局乌拉圭，比利时则依赖费尔南迪尼奥的乌龙和丁丁的射门迈过了巴西这道坎。好了，话不多说道，让我们慢来想到扯果仁们的精彩吐槽吧！格子瓦拉内进球，法国2-0乌拉圭 HrLegt(阿森纳球迷：两天都没有世界杯可看，这日子过于折磨了…(2 days wtut te Wrld Cup was ard. spacecast(冷螫球迷：和两年没有欧冠的滋味比起怎么样？(Hw abut 2 years wtut Campn Leaguery99999(巴萨球迷：法兰善，乌拉归。(Flangce, Urugne MbappesBaps(摩纳哥球迷：瓦拉内的进球真是就像黄油般润滑剂...当然，还是比不上乌拉圭门将的手滑。(Varane's gal s as smt as butter, but stll less tan Uruguay galkeepper.warm_baller(不得而知主队球迷：就让Adidas不是做到套套的！他们的球衣真是一打碎就进…(Puma suld never make cndms, ter kt s s easy t tear apart. ketengneer89(巴西球迷：球员踢球怎么都拉拽球衣，那索性就裸体踢球好了！(Just play naked, n mre cltng grabbng. BlueHelcpter(法国球迷：那就不能扯丁丁了…(Cmng net: pens grabbng.watfrtale(不得而知主队球迷：当其他球队都在欧洲杯折磨的时候，法国这一路都在右脚美洲杯…(France are playng Cpa Amerca wle te ter teams are playng at te Eur. SenTeWse(不得而知主队球迷：你要让人去所画一幅典型法国人的肖像，那最后画出来的一定是帕瓦尔的模样！(f yu ask a anybdy t draw a Frenc persn, te result wll be pavardealuscerwen(阿贾克斯球迷：洛里一定是素食主义者，不然他一定会把那只蜻蜓给不吃了…(Llrs s a vegetaran apparently, cause terwse e wuld ave welcmed tat snack. ntla(法国球迷：要不是被蜻蜓侠颌了一口，洛里这球还真为不一定能扑出来呢！(Llrs culdn't ave made tat save wtut te pwer f Mr. Dragnfly’s kss.tk-taka-masala(不得而知主队球迷：可爱的射门！蜻蜓侠一定是把不会飞来的技能传授给洛里了！(Wat a save! Tat dragnfly must ave transplanted ts ablty t fly t Llrs Tckman(瑞典球迷：要告诉上次有球队构建领先2球的反败为胜，那还是…这周一的时候…(n team as managed t recver frm a tw-gal defct at te knckut stage f a wrld cup snce Mnday.lam842(不得而知主队球迷：戈丁感叹一名顶级的后卫，甚至都在法国队的禁区里拜托击退呢！( Gdn was truly a wnderful defender and stll n clearance mde even n France b. Ereblp(法国球迷：我们要真为有戈丁坐镇后防线，那真是大位得一批…(Can’t be better f Gdn defendng fr us t be nest.crsdgrady(不得而知主队球迷：裁判应当拒绝接受自己秃顶的现实，还是把头上那几撮头发都剃光了吧…(Ref needs t accept e’s bald and save tat ead. teteranterter(日本球迷：裁判头上那几撮勇气的头发，还是很坚毅地梳到了整个头顶上…(tse brave strands f ar te ref desperately tres t cmb ver n tp f s ead.clylame(曼联球迷：姆巴佩觉得太快了，就连队友也跟上节奏啊…(Mbappe t fast fr s teammates ll. TeP(不得而知主队球迷：法国半场了姆巴佩，披上了…登贝莱？我的天，他们究竟有多少小妖可以上啊？(Tey swtced Mbappe fr...Dembele. Wtf s ts teamHw many talented players d tey avepetrcrE6(日本球迷：前几天我还在期望姆巴佩不要昙花一现，今天就找到他早已摔成内马尔了！(A few days ag:really pe Mbappe desn't let s fame get t s ead. Tday: Well, t lks lke Neymar’s dve gt tere frst. Cupcake-Warrr(索马里球迷：这场比赛就看起来你在玩FFA Onlne的时候，输掉很菜你早早就获得领先，却生怕输掉一怒之下就掉线了，期望比赛急忙完结…(Ts game s lke wen yu're playng FFA nlne and yur ppnent s st. But yu dn't wanna ld te ball r scre t muc because tey'll rage qut and yu ust wanna fns te game.Jake_37r(不得而知主队球迷：这场比赛右脚完了，巴西右脚比利时之前的2个小时你想怎么过？(Wat wll yu be dng n tese 2 urs untl Brazl v Belgum SteveRayV(法国球迷：急忙来一发耐心一下…(Jerk ff t calm dwn.EggplantPpEm(英格兰球迷：博格巴这展现出，真是就是主动拒绝被咬…(Pgba tryng t get btten. baddestmbre(墨西哥球迷：我开玩笑法国人一定是十分爱吃的，期望苏牙能抵抗寄居欲望…( bet Frenc are tasty umans. Hpe Suarez ressts te temptatn.ReactngPT(葡萄牙球迷：卡瓦尼上没法场，毫无疑问相等给乌拉圭的棺材又上了一颗吊…(gettng rd f cavan really placed a nal n uruguay's cffn... am137(巴基斯坦球迷：乌拉圭的战术很具体：长传到禁区，然后等卡瓦尼归队重返再行覆以入头球就可以啦！(Uruguay gameplan: Crss te ball untl Cavan smew cmes back t ead ne n.BgCrasLttleCyna(法国球迷：就算是朝鲜研发的洲际导弹，坎特也能拦阻得寄居！(Kante culd ntercept a Nrt Krean CBM. ava2412(英格兰球迷：坎特只不过早已在法国电视台否认了，自己只不过有12个肺！(Kante ust admtted avng nly twelve lungs n Frenc TV.envague(曼联球迷：齐祖离开了皇马，C罗要加盟尤文，布冯去了大巴黎，2018年还能更加可怕吗！(Zdane quts Real Madrd, Rnald ges t Juventus, and Buffn ges t Pars. 2018 s truly te mst crazy year. AgnstcMants(英格兰球迷：德国都小组垫底出局了…(Germany fnsng bttm f ter grup. Mercer022(不得而知主队球迷：英格兰都输掉下点球大战了…(England wnnng a penalty st-ut.丁丁奥古斯纳进球，比利时2-1巴西 cake_flattener1(英格兰球迷：齐祖，瓜瓜，马丁内斯，这是光头最闪光的一年！(Zdane, Guardla, Martnez... ts s te year f te bal. Harun04(不得而知主队球迷：俄罗斯主帅也是光头！还有桑保利，诶，等等…(te Russan manager. als Sampal...wat.skl_101(阿森纳球迷：英超仅有明星队2-1巴西队。

(EPL All-Stars wns 2-1 aganst Brazl. Omegera(曼联球迷：英格兰和比利时要入决赛就有意思了，真是就是英超全明星的内战…(An England vs Belgum fnal wuld be wld, te star players f te premer league vs te all star players f te premer league.adaNearPup(加拿大球迷：比利时第一脚射于是以，就进账2-0的领先了！(Frst st n target, tw gals. Effcency. Runnerred(南安普顿球迷：巴西明明比比利时入的球更加多，怎么还被出局了？(crazy w Brazl utscred Belgum and stll lst.mGrumps(奥兰多城球迷：比利时的反攻，真是就像手术刀一样…(Te Belgum cunter was surgcal. Made4wn(波尔图球迷：巴萨应当签约奥古斯托来替补暴力鸟的方位！(Barcelna t sgn August t replace Pauln.namd(比利时球迷：到底再次发生了什么？(Wat s appenng akdkfvvk(阿森纳球迷：这是虚拟世界，我们都生活在一个13岁的小孩用PS4玩游戏的FFA18里！(Ts s a smulatn, we all lve n te PS4 f a 13 year ld kd playng FFA 18.Tmbslce8801(拜仁球迷：巴西还是无法看到白、白、黄三色条纹啊！(Brazl as a weakness t black, red, and yellw strpes. Kntcuk(不得而知主队球迷：巴西看到了比利时的国旗，瞬间就罪了后遗症后焦虑障碍…(Brazl saw te clrs f Belgum flag and avng PTSD attacks snce ten.Jamesgnatus27(切尔西球迷：每次看见卢卡库和德布劳内的曼彻斯特连线，切尔西都在默默地流泪…(Every tmewatc Lukaku and de Bruyne Mancester cnnectn..... cres n Celsea. Hrta(不得而知主队球迷：要告诉，现在整条比利时的锋线，本可以都在切尔西踢球…(Wen yu magne tat te entre Belgan attack culd ave played fr Celsea...yabCpn(俄罗斯球迷：作为切尔西球迷，每次我都要告诉他自己要笑着活下去…(As a Celsea fan ’m te lvng embdment f te “’m nt urt” meme. cdudlw(不得而知主队球迷：裁判样子早已习惯内马尔“狼来了”的故事了，立马就作出了不被判点球的要求…(Haa referee lked abslutely dsgusted wt Neymar! Waved tat penalty away s quckly.Salayn(荷兰球迷：这就是我们不出的原因，我们还以为这是2016年欧洲杯呢！(Ts s wy we dd nt qualfy, we tugt t was stll te UEFA16. qat(曼联球迷：离开了巴萨后，内马尔要挣脱的阴影怎么更加多了…(Neymar ave mre and mre sadws t case after leavng Barcelna.Flkng_Arund(不得而知主队球迷：天呐，巴西怎么能在禁区里不盯防费尔南迪尼奥呢？(C'mn Brazl dn't let Fernandn unmarked lke ts. papyak89(不得而知主队球迷：孔帕尼和飞鸟的曼城连线真是太棒了！(Kmpany and Fernandn, Cty's players elpng eac ter ut, ts game s RGGED !tt2(巴萨球迷：下一场比利时死磕法国的时候，作为比利时助教的亨利不会作何回忆…(Wnder w Terry Henry wll feel tryng t beat France n te net matc. PM_ME_DEAD_KEBAB(法国球迷：比赛第88分钟，比利时2-1领先！忽然，德尚拒绝换人，但他身边却没有人！这时不见亨利干下夹克，里面竟然穿著法国队球衣！亨利上场了，亨利进球啦！(Belgum s up 2-1 at te 88t mnute. Suddenly, Descamps calls fr s fnal sub, but nbdy s net t m. Henry rps ff s acket t reveal a France ersey, runs nt te ptc, and scres 2.spursyspursy(不得而知主队球迷：机智的比利时，在中场挂上两个蓬蓬头，这样内马尔就不告诉究竟是谁在盯防自己了！(Amazng strategy by Belgum t play tw tall guys wt Afr n te mddle s tat Neymar's always cnfused abut w's really markng m. ntusmartn-s(尤文球迷：正是因为头发较少，纳因格兰才没有选入国家队啊！(S tat's wy tey ddn't brng Nangglan. Tat's ar.mrdrm1000(切尔西球迷：有了费莱尼、维特塞尔、威廉和马塞洛，这场比赛的平均值发量应当是世界杯之最了吧…(s ts te arest game f ts WC Fellan, Wtsel, Wllan, Marcel. andy18cruz(葡萄牙球迷：巴西在过去3届世界杯里分别被说道法语、荷兰语和德语的国家出局了，而这三门语言都是比利时的官方语言…(Brazl as been elmnated n te last 3 WC's by cuntres w speak, respectvely, Frenc, Dutc and German. n Belgum all tree languages are spken ffcally.好了，亲爱的小伙伴们，本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家主播到这了。明天，精彩的世界杯1/4决赛又将首演，让我们拭目以待，来看下期扯果仁们更为精彩的吐槽吧！。

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