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小伙伴们大家好,青睐回到本期的“国外也有段子手——世界杯决赛特辑”!凭借着格列兹曼、姆巴佩、博格巴的进球以及曼朱邓加的乌龙球,法国队以4-2的比数战胜克罗地亚队,时隔20年后再度首夺大力神杯。克罗地亚则由佩里西奇和曼朱基奇扳平两球,而世界杯亚军也建构了克罗地亚队世界杯最佳战绩。好了,话不多说道,让我们慢来想到扯果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!曼朱差点乌龙,法国1-0克罗地亚 Tumps_28(不得而知主队球迷:这么关键的定位球,禁区内怎么不为首人去盯防曼朱这样的大场面先生啊!(Can’t leave a bg game player lke Mandzukc unmarked n te b frm a set pece. PatyEU(波兰球迷:这只不过是克罗地亚战术的第一步!再行扔一个球然后再行扳平,最后就能再行加时赛里赢球了!(Frst step f Cratan master plan accmplsed. Nw prceed t scre a gal and wn n etra tme.Nckp1991(不得而知主队球迷:威尔-史密斯来参与世界杯闭幕式,就是为了戏了一出“当乌龙来进门吧”…(Wll Smt came at te Wrld Cup clsng ceremny fr te Pursut f Own Gal. Tatawkwarddanguy(不得而知主队球迷:对啊,奥恩-戈尔再一在世界大赛上证明自己了!(Agreed, great t see Mr. Own Gal fnally playng well n bg games.Saywatagan(阿根廷球迷:我是期望法国输掉的,因为我的前女友是法国人,我还是初恋她…( pe France wn because my e grlfrend s frenc and t’s ard t frget er. TeRbdg(瑞士球迷:我倒是期望法国输球,因为我最喜欢蜗牛了,而法国人居然不吃它们!( pe tey lse becauselke snals and te Frenc eat tem.佩里西奇爆射,克罗地亚扳平比数 JTT112(不得而知主队球迷:这球入的时候,莫斯科的酒吧里一片沉寂,有可能是还没有走进被克罗地亚出局的阴影吧…(Te TV n a bar n Mscw went dwn as tey scred ts gal. Wuld've stll been sadwed after beng kncked ut by Cratan. tsJustBeenRevked2(威尔士球迷:我在威尔士的酒吧里,现在我们就像反对自己的球队一样反对克罗地亚,因为他们把英格兰出局啦!('m n a pub n Wales. We all ceered as f Crata were ur wn team as tey kncked ut England.Teultmatestart(不得而知主队球迷:谢谢格子!克罗地亚进球的前提得是对方先进设备一球!(CROATA HAS TO CONCEDE BEFORE BENG ABLE TO SCORE. THANKS GREZMANN. Rbaçecemgrey(费内巴切球迷:哈哈,这还是我们土耳其在2008年教给他们的吗,我自豪!(Ll tey learned frm Turkey 2008. s prud ver ere!佩剑手球格子射击,法国2-1克罗地亚 Superfluuss(法国球迷:法国仅有1脚射于是以却入了2个球,这哈密顿德国人的效率都低啊…(France wt 2 gals n 1 st w says Germans are te effcent nes. HateTeLetterF(丹麦球迷:足球运动员以后还是不要有手了吧…(Ftball players are nt allwed t ave ands anymre.PaRaDXFCaTOn(巴黎球迷:警告你们一下,佩里西奇在克罗地亚也是打过职业沙滩排球比赛的…(ncase yu've frgtten, Persc als played pr beac vlleyball n Crata. Sameersa(不得而知主队球迷:这样我就原谅他的手球了,有可能是佩剑一时间搞不清楚自己究竟在比赛什么运动了…(Nwcan't blame m fr andball. He mgt ave frgtten fr a mment wc game e s playng.博格巴射门,法国3-1克罗地亚 Blesngr(曼联球迷:现在我早已期望2022年世界杯日本队在小组赛4-1大胜法国队了!( am lkng frward t avng Japan tras France 4-1 n te grup stages f 2022. Mnme(韩国球迷 :我还是期望韩国队在早已出局的情况下把法国也拖下了水!(Epectng Krea w s already ut f te turnament t drag France dwn wt us.Dalledayul(英格兰球迷:幸而我们想去右脚法国队,现在找到他们的锋线和中场是多么可怕啊…(t's genunely terrfyng w gd France's attack and mdfeld are. Tank gd we ddn't play tem. Omegera(曼联球迷:别胡说,人家后卫和门将明明也很可怕…(Yu are wrng, tey als ave gd defense and gal keeper.姆巴佩再下一城,法国4-1克罗地亚 OnMeEdSn(英格兰球迷:内马尔早已递交了加盟申请人,只因为不愿在姆巴兹的阴影之中踢球!(Neymar wll be askng fr transferrng t escape Mbappe's sadw snkurnek(不得而知主队球迷:我和姆巴兹是同龄人,而他却早已比我牛逼6546898543256 倍了 (He's as ld as me and e's already 6546898543256 tmes mre successful n lfe . KngtsOfCdna(爱尔兰球迷:姆巴佩才19岁就早已在世界杯决赛进球了,而我都慢29了,却不能抱着薯片躺在电视机前看他…(He's 19 and e's scred n a Wrld Cup fnal. 'm almst 29 and 'm sat watcng te matc wt sme Prngles.洛里犯规曼朱进球,克罗地亚扳平一球 mark911(西班牙球迷:都TM赖本泽马!(Fuckng Benzema. Mnme(韩国球迷:本泽马进卡里乌斯那球之后,前锋都会在门将持球的时候去试试运气了…(Strkers are always runnng at te gale after Benzema scred tat fuckng gal.TylerBlzak(不得而知主队球迷:卡里乌斯不是一个人在战斗,他不是一个人!(At least Karus as sme cmpany nw. EpectTeUnepected(皇马球迷:别慌,过两周就不会宣告是拉莫斯导致洛里乌斯脑震荡了!(Dn't wrry, n 2 weeks tey'll annunce tat Rams gave Llrus a cncussn.SnHayat(英格兰球迷:洛里乌斯买了这场比赛是4-2吧!(Llrus as a bet n fr 4-2. Aceeartby(皇马球迷:这场决赛就是这届世界杯的最佳代表了吧:世界波、乌龙球、门将过节、VAR被判点球和定位球分数…(Te fnal symblzed ts wrld cup - bangers, an wn gal, a keeper errr, VAR penalty and gal frm set pece.mnn99(曼联球迷:和洛里这球比起,德赫亚还是要好一点的…(De Gea was bvusly better cmpared wt t. EmAye74(英格兰球迷:卡巴列罗才是最差的!( tnk Caballer wll be te best.GaterLemn (不得而知主队球迷:这种进球,在游戏里也会再次发生啊!(St desn't even appen n vde games. Benz24(利物浦球迷:那你一定是没看前不久的一场决赛…(Guess yu ddn't watc te ter fnal…法国夺标,魔笛获得世界杯金球奖,姆巴佩最佳年长球员 FredCckensTras(利物浦球迷:法国人当年梦寐以求吞并俄罗斯,现在再一构建了!拿破仑要哭了...(Te Frenc dream f wnnng n Russa as been realzed, suck t Naplean. TePattestOne(瑞典球迷:法国队夺得世界杯的绝招,就是在决赛里不要头顶对方球员!(Te key t France's Wrld Cup wn was nt eadbuttng any player n te ter team n te Fnal.nalArturs_B(阿森纳球迷:5年的时间需要转变你什么呢?5年前,坎特还在法国乙级联赛踢球,而现在,他早已取得了两座英超冠军奖杯和世界杯冠军!(Hw culd yu cange n 5 years Kante went frm te Frenc 2nd dvsn t 2 Premer League and Wrld Cup wnner n te span f 5 years. Aestetcpas(切尔西球迷:克罗地亚球员在踏上决赛球场的那一刻,就早已是国家英雄了!(Crata players were gng me eres wen steppng nt te ptc.apl34(法国球迷:这感叹史上最差的世界杯之一!十分期望我们在2022年,哦不,2026年世界杯的展现出!(Ts was ne f te best Wrld Cups ever! Can't wat t see us n te net Wrld Cup n 2022,st, 2026! Juventna1234(尤文球迷:世界杯卫冕冠军在下届小组赛被出局的魔咒,就是法国在2002年带上的头,现在是时候特地落幕它了!(France s te cuntry tat started te curse fr defendng campn kncked ut at grup stage after wnnng n 1998 and gng ut n te grup stage n 2002. Maybe te curse as cme t an end nw.Fg_Newtn(西汉姆联成球迷:法国的人口,将在9个月后翻一番…(Frenc ppulatn dubles n 9 mnts. GarlcBread96(拜仁球迷:纳利索早已取得1次世界杯冠军了,这比梅西、C罗和内马尔加在一起还多!(Tlss - 1 wrld cup. Mess, Rnald, and Neymar cmbned - 0 wrld cups.Renme(克罗地亚球迷:真为期望我们能克隆什德里奇啊! (f we culd nly clne Mdrc. . MerlnSlva(克罗地亚球迷:还是克隆全队吧,真不知道下届世界杯我们又出什么样子了…(Or te wle team,ave n dea wat te team wll lk lke n 4 years.Snkpesn(AC米兰球迷:颁奖典礼上的大佬们都西装革履,只有克罗地亚女总统身着国家队球衣!( lke w everyne’s wearng suts and te Cratan presdent s rckng te ersey. Bz58(美国球迷:克罗地亚女总统的你好好寒冷,好体贴,要是也能抱着我一下,我杀了也甘心…('d kll t ave Cratan presdent ug me. Tse lk lke sme wlesme, cmfrtng ugs.Uncrnbttle(不得而知主队球迷:好难过颁奖典礼上的礼仪小姐姐,在后边拌着雨还要维持微笑…(Feel s bad fr te grls standng n te back ust gtta grn and bear t n te ran. SandyB92(不得而知主队球迷:只想享用现在的美好时光吧,下届世界杯难道一个女的也见不着了…(Eny wle t lasts, net WC wn't ave wmen even near.sala_11(利物浦球迷:洛夫伦早已倒数在3场决赛赢2个球了,2016年欧联杯决赛,2018年欧冠决赛和世界杯决赛…(Dean Lvren as nw lst 3 cnsecutve fnals by 2 gals, 2016 Eurpa League, 2018 Campns League, 2018 Wrld Cup. _marnate(法国球迷:这种伤痛也是一种光荣,有多少人,连决赛场的草皮都摸不到!(A lt f peple never get tere tug. Use tat pan as an nr.(图:世界杯金球奖,总游过一丝悲伤 dave1992(利物浦球迷:本届世界杯,阿根廷是唯一一支曾多次领先了法国的球队,虽然只有9分钟…(Argentna was te nly team t ave a lead ver France at ts year's Wrld Cup, altug t’s nly 9 mnutes. ncvarsMagyarFc29(不得而知主队球迷:而且阿根廷入法国队的球,和其他球队入法国球的总和一样多…(Scred as many gals aganst France as every ter team France played cmbned.Termnatr97(拜仁球迷:德国人和阿根廷人再度在世界杯决赛遇见了!惜这次两队都没有输掉…(German and Argentnean meet n wrld cup fnal nce agan, but unluckly ts tme neter f tem wn. (录:此处是指送大力神杯入场的前德国队长拉姆和阿根廷籍主裁…(图:Bleacer Reprt票选出有的本届世界杯最佳阵容 好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家主播到这了,让我们下期不见不散!。
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